Glaugust 2026: Non-Lovecraftian cosmic horror

So today's Glaugust prompt is from Semiurge, "Non-Lovecraftian cosmic horror". Hey I just did that like four blogposts ago or something! Well that's fine, I'll do it again. Here's an encounter, slot it in somewhere or use it as a short oneshot with whatever rules and setting you want.

I feel like this is implying that Weezer is a one-hit wonder and like they're totally not.

Glaugust 2026: What isn't a fighter, a wizard, a cleric, or a thief?

 So it's August and that rhymes with Glaugust and that's what we're doing. I missed the first few days but that's fine. Today's prompt is: A short class which is absolutely not a fighter, not a wizard, not a cleric and not a thief. Which sounds easy at first but "thief" is honestly such a broad category when it comes to GLOG classes that I'm not sure I succeeded.

This looks kinda like a shitty Spamton NEO but it's not.

Running on 3bi: Film Review

 So that title is getting a little bit forced, huh. Anyways I've slowed down my movie watching pace a bit I think. Been watching more UltraSeven and stuff instead, I guess. Still, saw some more good stuff.

 

Running on 2bi: Film Review

So I've watched more movies.

Blood on the Concrete - a fanfiction by me

So I've had this idea in my head for ages, like the Weezer one. I feel like it's more explicable, but maybe I'm just as unhinged as ever.

and they were roommates

 

Running on Tubi: Film Review

So theisticGilthoniel reviewed some anime on his blog and I felt like stealing that idea. Here's the last 8 movies I've seen.

Just Like Him - a short story by me

So I had a note on my phone for years telling me to write this and I don't remember why.

A diner is a restaurant where you dine, as opposed to

Session Report 1 - Mall Rats: Escape From The Depths Of The Burbank-Fullerton Supercenter: The Tabletop Game (Featuring Jack The Pack Rat And Her Traveling Shack) - A Journey Into The Core Of The Pre-Millenium For Levels 1-7 But Floors 1 To B1

So I'm running a new campaign with Mall Rats.

There's no response, it's just a heap of plushies.

GLOGust 2025-1 Jumping, But Cooler

So it's almost the end of GLOGust and everyone else made their posts at the end of July. Anyways, here's some Jumping, but Cooler.

Aozora ni, naru

GLOG Class: My Last Ninja Was Just A Fighter

Mall Rats are varied in kind and skills, but all serve only one master: the great god Greed. A Mall Ninja serves a greater power: Pride. In the service of Pride, you take a Lord. Your Lord is the best Lord, and protecting them is your purpose. Anyone who questions your methods is just jealous.

Thanks to Grek for figuring out how to get Unstable to work.

Also thanks to TitleKnown for ordering me to create this class.

Also I suppose this is a bandwagon Assassin class

A mall ninja, probably

Problem Sleuths: Mystery of the Marionette Mansion

So I ran a game of Problem Sleuth the other day.

The game, as drawn by www.instagram.com/vanfarmer

GLOGtober 2024-7 Acrostic

 So I'm still on my phone. I left my laptop at home. That's been a pain, but I don't need it for my classes today. Prompt from https://bitspieces.bearblog.dev/

This is an acrostic, right?

GLOGtober 2024-6 Color

So I'm writing this on my phone. Hopefully that'll be fine. Ok I fought autocorrect three times writing that sentence, it's not fine. Whatever. The prompt is from https://spiceomancy.blogspot.com/

The future of gaming is color.

GLOGtober 2024-5 Infrastructure and Logistics

So today is the 6th. I missed posting on the 5th, and I probably won't get this one up until the 7th at the earliest. Ain't that the way they say it goes. This post sponsored by https://impulsivenecromancy.blogspot.com/

I sure hope this is an infrastructure

GLOGtober 2024-4 Feuding Poets and their Ruinous Verses

So I hope these rules are fun, but I'm not sure I'd ever actually use it myself. Maybe. Who knows. Prompt by https://mediumsandmessages.bearblog.dev/

Something Something Walfalcon
My name is Something Something Walfalcon

GLOGtober 2024-3 Anime-Inspired Content

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into GLOGtober.

I came up with that sentence myself. Technically. Anyhoo, I rolled a thing for today's post, then rerolled it in a moment of weakness, and then ended up with a prompt that I myself submitted. Cool?

Anime

GLOGtober 2024-2 Fantastic Transports

So it's still GLOGtober, despite everything. Day 2, in fact. I'm actually writing this on September 30th, because I abide by my own rules. Nah that's actually probably normal. Today's prompt from https://seedofworlds.blogspot.com/

He took the midnight train headed anywhere.

GLOGtober 2024-1

So it's GLOGtober again. Longtime readers know that every GLOGtober I participate in something called "October", which is a kind of month. Anyways whoever you are, if you're reading this you probably know what GLOGtober is but if not there's an explanation here: https://glass-candles.blogspot.com/2024/09/glogtober-24.html

I'm just gonna roll 1d76 every day for a prompt and post until I get tired/stressed/bored.

Today's prompt is from https://whosemeasure.blogspot.com/

It's true!

GLOG Class: What Sound Does A Dragon Make

So I was thinking about more 80s/90s cult classics to base 80s/90s cult classes off of, and I realized I'd never seen Buckaroo Banzai. And then I realized that I *had* seen Miami Connection.

Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty, stay together through thick and thin.

GLOGtober 2023-15

So it is day 24 of October, but only day 15 of GLOGtober. Time has become misaligned with itself. Tomorrow will be yesterday, and the day after will be next January. Today I chose - and it is my choice now, I have broken free from the RNG that bound me - I chose a very simple prompt. Or maybe it's a complicated prompt and I don't get it?

"Random encounters on an ancient road," says Locheil. Well now I'm wondering why the road is specified as ancient. Must I take that into account, somehow? How old is ancient? El Camino Real is older than anyone I've met, or anyone they've met. Can I be an encounter? Maybe. Hopefully I'll figure it out after the page image.

I think this place is on El Camino Real.
It's complicated, I guess.