Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Glaugust 2026: What isn't a fighter, a wizard, a cleric, or a thief?

 So it's August and that rhymes with Glaugust and that's what we're doing. I missed the first few days but that's fine. Today's prompt is: A short class which is absolutely not a fighter, not a wizard, not a cleric and not a thief. Which sounds easy at first but "thief" is honestly such a broad category when it comes to GLOG classes that I'm not sure I succeeded.

This looks kinda like a shitty Spamton NEO but it's not.

Goblin Lawyer

You start with a badge (indicating your status as an attorney), a notebook and pens, and a suit.

1: Slippery

+6 DEFENSE
-6 ATTACK

1: Hold It!

If you suspect someone to be lying, you may shout, "Hold it!" and present evidence (either in the form of prior statements or a physical object). Please shout as a player as well. If the evidence shows a contradiction, you gain a stacking +1 bonus to all rolls affecting or resisting that person. If it does not show a contradiction, take 1 damage.

2: Search For Clues

+6 ITEM SLOTS

3: Press

Whenever you ask someone to elaborate on something, they must succeed on a MIND check (TN 10 + your Goblin Lawyer LEVEL) to decline. If they fail, they must attempt to provide some additional information ~ although it doesn't need to be true.

4: Exchange Business Cards

Whenever you meet someone and introduce yourself, they must make a MIND check (TN 10 + your Goblin Lawyer LEVEL) or be forced to introduce themselves, giving their name and what feats or titles you might know them by.

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