Secreter Santicor(e|n) 2022: d666 unexpected things to find in a corpse's pocket

so someone requested d50 unexpected things to find in a corpses pocket for secret santicor(e|n) and i didnt get that prompt but i felt like doing it anyways. heres a d666 table

it might not actually be a d666 table whoops

Secret Santicor(e|n) 2022: d12 Spirits of the Deep Sea

So it's December, and that means it's time for Secret Santicor(e|n)! Basically everyone submits prompts, it gets shuffled around, and you write a blog post for whatever prompt you get. Here's a post for Loch at Nothic's Eye!

A fishy fishy fish for my dishy dishy dish.

2000 AD: A Very Char2terie Halloween

So I made a thing for a thing, but now I'm posting that thing so other people can access it!

It starts with CLICK HERE FOR THE PDF.

But also here's the slightly less cool looking version, in blogpost form.

Class: Scrapmaster

 So this class makes stuff.

There's no response, it's just trash.

GLOG Class: Roller Knight

So this is a class that is inspired by a sport that I don't know anything about.

You use these instead of shoes.

Whoops! The Mall Rats Mall Remastered?

So I accidentally deleted the Tomb of Xzyzzyx. So here it is again, from memory and with probably some changes.

GLOG Class: Nikoniko Pretty Soldier

So I'm trying to make a couple more classes for Mall Rats that are less weird, or at least weird in a more normal way?

In the name of the... star, I guess.