Secreter Santicor(e|n) 2022: d666 unexpected things to find in a corpse's pocket

so someone requested d50 unexpected things to find in a corpses pocket for secret santicor(e|n) and i didnt get that prompt but i felt like doing it anyways. heres a d666 table

it might not actually be a d666 table whoops

you find this list printed out

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