So someone mentioned that there's a class in Pathfinder that, per the original rules, had no vision, hearing or sense of smell, and could not move. They errata'd it apparently, but that gave me an idea. A wonderful, awful idea. Maybe just awful. Probably just awful.
Oozes. Slimes. You've seen them, although they haven't seen you, since they have no eyes. They're often more traps than enemies, a dungeon hazard that just waits for someone to walk into it. Some oozes though, have the mental capacity to become more than simply something that chips a few points of health off of an adventurer. Sometimes you even encounter friendly slimes that have overcome their base natures. There is even the occasional slime village. And strangest of all, there are rumors that there are the occasional ooze that - through some strange means - can take the form of a humanoid, and walk! On legs!
You are not one of those slimes.
You do have a mind, but moving? How do you even do that without limbs!? Talking? You don't have a brain, much less a mouth, how are you supposed to form words!? Shapeshifting? Fuggedaboudit.
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| This is not you. Also I forgot that JPG doesn't do transparency, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it. Credit to me, for spending 10 seconds in an image editor. I use ProMotionNG for pixel art by the way. It's pretty great. |
Oozes. Slimes. You've seen them, although they haven't seen you, since they have no eyes. They're often more traps than enemies, a dungeon hazard that just waits for someone to walk into it. Some oozes though, have the mental capacity to become more than simply something that chips a few points of health off of an adventurer. Sometimes you even encounter friendly slimes that have overcome their base natures. There is even the occasional slime village. And strangest of all, there are rumors that there are the occasional ooze that - through some strange means - can take the form of a humanoid, and walk! On legs!
You are not one of those slimes.
You do have a mind, but moving? How do you even do that without limbs!? Talking? You don't have a brain, much less a mouth, how are you supposed to form words!? Shapeshifting? Fuggedaboudit.
Class: MoriMori Pocket Slime
You're a slime. Goo can't carry things, so why would goo have starting equipment?
Starting Skill: 1= Slime, 2= Slime, 3= Slime
A: The Ultimate Slifeform
B: Your PH Is Goo The Roof!
C: Oh So That's How Goo Do That
D: Good Vibrations
The Ultimate Slifeform
Goo are an ooze. Goo cansnot hear, smell or see. Goo can, however, taste things extraordinarily well. Goo can also bubble in place and make little progoosions about an inch long. Your Goove speed is 0.01. Goo can stick ontooze surfaces at will. Goo don't need to breathe, and goo require very little good (about 1/100th of a normal human's conslumption i.e. 1 ration every 100 days).
Your PH Is Goo The Roof!
Goo are extremely acidic. Anyone touching goo (more than slike, a finger) has goo make a contested Consquishtution check against your Consquishtution. If they fail, they take 2d6 damage.
Oh So That's How Goo Do That
Goo can move! Snot only are goo capable of almost holding things, your Goove speed is now 6! Goo can also pick up vibrations to hear.
Good Vibrations
By jiggling your body, goo've learned to approximate spleech! Good for goo!
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