Sunday, October 4, 2020

GLOG Class: Ranger

So I don't have a cool name for the Ranger. They're just a Ranger. I dunno, it works enough. Maybe it makes people think they only do "ranged" attacks, but eh screw those people. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, here we go.

It's supposed to be a broken sword.
Am I killing it with these pixel arts or what?
(The answer is, "or what")

Friday, October 2, 2020

GLOG Class: Fistfighter

So now that I've made a Fighter class, my hack needs another important class: The Fighter But Without Weapons class (often called "monk" or "martial artist"... or "mystic"?).

Where's Judy?

GLOG Class: Weaponmaster

So I'm writing up rules for my GLOGhack, and one thing I wanted was a standardized class list. That is to say, I'm gonna steal a bunch of classes and then change one or two things and put them in my rules PDF. Mostly I'm gonna start from the OG Goblin Punch classes, but hey, lets see where we end up. Anyways, first is Fighter.

It's supposed to be a wacky axe, but it might be too wacky.


Wednesday, September 16, 2020

GLOG Class: A Sporting Good Chap

 So Bartitsu, right? It needs no introduction. Anyone with any modicum of culture knows at least the basics of Bartitsu. But I suppose that not everyone is so blessedly knowledgeable in the realms of gentlemanly affairs so to pander to the plebeians, an explanation of Bartitsu:

"It's a photograph, Luigi. You didn't make it."
"It's public domain Mario! I screencapped it!"


Saturday, August 15, 2020

CarDrive

 So I got the Bundle for Racial Justice bundle when it bundled out on itch.io, and in that bundle was a program called Pico-8. Now if you don't know what that is, Pico-8 is a fantasy console with 16 colors (more or less) and a 128x128 screen. Now if you don't know what that is, a screen is what you're looking at to read these words. Oh, and a fantasy console is essentially an emulator for hardware that never existed. The Pico-8 is basically just a little thing that lets you make games with a bunch of restrictions, like the aforementioned 16 colors and small resolution, as well as restrictions on "cartridge" size and a fairly barebones scripting language. It basically uses Lua, BTW. Anyways, I've been working some on the Pico-8 and following along on this tutorial here that goes into making a 3d racer. As I'm writing this, the tutorial only goes up to part 3, so if they release part 4 before you read this pretend it's not there. I'm basically trying to work off of that much of the tutorial to make a fuller game.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

GLOG Class: Corpo Morto

So someone was joking that they should make a Yamcha class that was just a dead body and that got me thinking, hey, maybe I should do that but minus the weeb trash references for trash weebs. So anyways, time for more weeb trash references for trash weebs.

Unlike a certain pirate, someday you will die.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Fantasy Fashion! or Duke Nukem Forever 2 Episode 1

So hey ho, it's yaboy, back here again with a way-too-late submission! This time I was supposed to make some Fantasy Fashions for Lynn, but I uh...

Didn't, I guess. But I am now, and that's all that matters, right? Please say yes. Well anyways.
It's an accordion, duh.