Saturday, May 23, 2020

GLOG Class: Corpo Morto

So someone was joking that they should make a Yamcha class that was just a dead body and that got me thinking, hey, maybe I should do that but minus the weeb trash references for trash weebs. So anyways, time for more weeb trash references for trash weebs.

Unlike a certain pirate, someday you will die.

Class: There's No Response, It's Just A Corpse

Starting Equipment: Whatever you had on you when you died.

You get -2 HP for every template you have in There's No Response, It's Just A Corpse.

Starting Skill: 1=Aspiring Idol, 2=Tired Salaryman, 3=Dragon

A: 勇者が死んだ!
B: 目玉のおやじ
C: Darkvision
D: シャーマンキング


勇者が死んだ!
As a corpse, your CON stat is considered to be 6 when calculating HP. Your Move stat is 0. Your Attack stat is 0. Your Save stat is 0. Your Defense stat is 0. You cannot do anything that requires the use of your hands or arms. You cannot do anything that requires the use of your feet or legs. You cannot do anything that requires the use of any part of your head or torso.

目玉のおやじ
Your eye fell out.

Darkvision
You can see in the dark as if it were dim light. You can do so through both your eyes, even the one that fell out.

シャーマンキング
Your spirit comes back as a spooky ghost. While you are invisible and intangible to the spiritually insensitive, Shamans and Wizards can see you easily. Shamans in particular can channel you to gain your powers of firebreath and flight, unless you're not a dragon, in which case they can just like... access your memories, and let you taste food.

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