Secreter Santicor(e|n) 2022: d666 unexpected things to find in a corpse's pocket

so someone requested d50 unexpected things to find in a corpses pocket for secret santicor(e|n) and i didnt get that prompt but i felt like doing it anyways. heres a d666 table

it might not actually be a d666 table whoops

Secret Santicor(e|n) 2022: d12 Spirits of the Deep Sea

So it's December, and that means it's time for Secret Santicor(e|n)! Basically everyone submits prompts, it gets shuffled around, and you write a blog post for whatever prompt you get. Here's a post for Loch at Nothic's Eye!

A fishy fishy fish for my dishy dishy dish.